Sort of. The landscaping around my house has suffered from inattention, also known as freaking overgrown and butt ugly. Bad enough that someone complained to the Homeowners Associations who sent me a letter explain the rules. I’m not mad at them. It is butt ugly and truth is truth. The remedy is I fix it or they fix it and send me the bill. For while I was tempted to let them fix it, just to see what they would do with the place I call Juniper Hell (#1 and #2 — two hells). But, after thinking a little more — it’s an opportunity to get rid of a bunch of crap I was never that happy with and put something that doesn’t offend me or anybody else. This opportunity has a deadline, however: 15 days.
I’m guessing 15 days is probably a matter of discretion because Landscapers don’t work that that fast. I really did save a flyer left on my doorstep a few months ago because it focused on the kinds of things I might want done. I set up an appointment (4 days in the future, so the clock counts down fast). The fall back plan was to get a dumpster delivered, buy a chain saw and get to work.
I also thought I should show a good faith signal that the message was received and I’m on it. so I cut down a couple of overgrown mugo pines. You can’t shape mugo’s that grow too big and mine were tall and scrawny. Down, they go. I cut back the Snowball Viburnum at the one time of the year to admire it ( it snowball flower time). I removed some dead branches on the Japanese Maple and I attacked a few barberries. Not to fix anything, but to show that I was working on it. If I was a vindictive person, I could look in my files to find out which landscaper did the original work and recommended the viburnum and barberries but the facts are I own it. She did recommend the Junipers and I agreed. I blame 80′s music for making me stupid. The Grey Gleems? High margin sale for her. Ugly monsters to maintain.
Still, I’ve got to own my problem and now is the time to fix some of the dumb choices of the past (plus I have a deadline). Gleems? Cut them down. Barberries? Rip them out. I hate them. Viburnum? Bye bye. Golden Spirea? Not my friend (never was). Tonight (5/14/2012) I met with the landscaper and he gave me a reasonable quote for removing damn near everything. Actually, it’s by the hour with his best estimate of the top end of the range. No doubt there will be cost overruns but there is the chance I can do some of the work before they get here Tuesday (5/22/2012)
With a few exceptions, it’s going to go to bare ground (with bark mulch of course) while I determine what would look better. That’s probably not what the HOA or complaintent(s) thought about because they don’t what Juniper hell #1 covers up.
Juniper hell.
I’ll post a picture of before and after, of course.
Juniper Hell #1 is 2 x 3 x 2 sprawling low growing (snort) junipers planted long ago to hide a 6′ X 10′ by 3′ high cement box with a steel lid on top. It’s not my cement box — it belongs to the canal company which is an informative tale about water rights, easements, ditch riders and rural canals. Some may think it is a creek or a stream flowing through the neighborhood. Nope. It’s a ditch or canal. They gave me permission to cover their access point with the Junipers if I was willing to remove them when needed if they ever needed to maintain the ditch – Hey, it could happen.
Yes, I am also willing to remove the junipers at the HOA request and I will do. The ditch company would just file a silent lien (god only their might one already, 20 years old) Be gone thee Junipers! Show thy Cement Box glory with its rusted iron top for all neighhboors to admire! Not my cement box. Not my problem. Yes, I’m a bit annoyed at the HOA take down even though they are correct. I’ll eventually plant something else there to hide it. Maybe a boxwood hedge row. Four or five years to grow to that point. No big deal.
The landscaper talked about pulling the junipers out with a chain attached to his pickup truck. Another picture opportunity!